Wednesday, December 12, 2018

The Story of the Millionaire that Parked his Rolls Royce

Mr Singh walks into a bank London and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Mr Singh hands over the keys and keyholder to a new Rolls Royce, which costs quarter of a million pounds.

“The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,” says Mr Singh, “and I have all the necessary papers.”

The bank officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. After Mr Singh leaves, the loan officer, the bank's president and all their colleagues enjoy a good laugh at the man for using a £250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a £5,000 loan.

One of the employees drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, Mr Singh returns, repays the £5000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41.

Saturday, August 25, 2018

Nigeria: The Faith - Action Disconnect

Nigeria ranked the most prayerful country on earth and most sinful.
Nigeria has more Catholic Knights than Italy.
Nigeria has more Anglican Knights than England.
Nigeria has more Alhajis than all Arab countries combined.
This is not entirely bad.
Ironically, this our religiosity does not reflect in the religious and moral fabric of the nation!


Wednesday, April 11, 2018

36 WORDS OF ELDERS

1) "Never fight a man under GRACE, because the GRACE he carries will DISGRACE you!"

2) "No African girl will choose Six packs over six Cars.. So my sons stop the gym and work hard!"

 3) "Beware of the naked man who offers you clothes!"

 4) “The death of a lion cannot be announced by a goat”.

5) “When one’s goat get missing, the aroma of a neighbor’s soup get suspicious”.

Saturday, September 23, 2017

13 MONEY MISTAKES MOST PEOPLE MAKE

Money Mistake 1 
Never borrow money that accrues interest to start a business . That is to say, never borrow money to start a business expecting that the business will generate income to pay back the borrowed money plus the interest.

Money Mistake 2 
Never spend money you haven't received. Don't even promise someone money based on a promise you have from someone else. If someone tells you: "Ezra, come to my office tomorrow at 9am and pick #30K"don't go out to buy items on credit based on this promise, with the hope that you will pay off your creditor when the promised money comes; it may not come as promised and this will leave you in problems with your creditors.

WHAT IS SUCCESS?


At the age of 4 years ... Success is.....
That you do not urinate in your pants,

At the age of 8 years ... Success is.....
To know the way back home.